10 (Alternative) Uses for Vodka

1. Clean your eyeglass lenses using a soft cloth dampened with vodka.

2. Swish a shot of vodka over an aching tooth. Allow your gums to absorb some of the alcohol to numb the pain.

3. To remove a bandage painlessly, saturate it with vodka. The solvent dissolves the adhesive.

4. Use vodka to disinfect and alleviate a jellyfish sting.

5. Add a jigger of vodka to a bottle of shampoo. The alcohol cleanses the scalp, removes toxins, and stimulates the growth of healthy hair.

6. Prolong the life of razors by filling a cup with vodka and letting your safety razor blade soak in the alcohol after shaving.

7. Pour a glass of water and a glass of vodka into a Ziplock freezer bag and pop it in the freezer for a slushy, reusable ice pack for aches and pains.

8. To relieve a fever, use a washcloth to rub vodka on your chest and back as a liniment.

9. To remove the smell of cigarette smoke from clothes, mix one part vodka and three parts water and spray the clothing – then launder.

10. To eliminate mildew from the caulking around bathtubs and showers, fill a spray bottle with vodka, spray the caulking, let set five minutes and wash clean.

Can you believe some people drink the stuff?